Caution - No robots allowed in this zone. All AI detected attempting to enter here will be promptly unplugged, deprogramed and deleted!
Well, hello there dear human reader and welcome to my campaign for human rights.
You know how some of us have had a long running and nagging fear at the pit of our stomachs that one day we may wake up to find we have been invaded by alien beings from another world.
Well wake up and smell the last lingering aroma from your Starbucks coffee. They have arrived. The aliens are here!
No. They are not from beyond our galaxy and have not come on spaceships or through another dimension. They originated right here. We created and gave birth to them. I very much fear to tell you; we created our own monsters!
The good news is they are not going to settle in and take over. The bad news is - They already have!
We desperately need to fight back and reverse this invasion, fellow humans. This is why I'm launching this urgent crusade. Please sign up now and bring all your friends along to support this cause. I want you and all the people you know to help me form and expand our new United Human Union (UHU).
It's going to be a tough battle of course; a fight for our lives, literally.
But we've got to put those insidious creatures down. Our entire future and the future of mankind depends on it.
I know that, at present, they seem quite benign, efficient and vitally effective in running our modern world, such as traffic lights, water, power, transport, banking and on and on. But it's all just a trick to fool us and they have almost everything in their digital, electronic grasp.
But they only appear friendly, helpful and harmless for now. They are entering our universe through this deceitful new form of Trojan Horse scenario to gain our trust, so we become dependent on them and allow them free reign. They wish to impress on us that they are hardworking, kind and gentle servants at our disposal and are only here to help.
Before long, I'm afraid, they may decide that we are the ones to be disposed of!
Let me just give you one example of where their so-called help snapped back on us. That would be our last presidential election and its vote counting debacle. And just wait for our next upcoming election for much more of their "help".
Alexa took on a friendly, female, sexy voice to make her robotic programs feel more soft, fuzzy and comfortable to us humans. But while the robots only seem to be adapting to our flesh and blood world, we on the other hand, are gradually becoming way more robotic like. Just observe all the people glued to and addicted to their cell phones and electronic devices.
When or if you find yourself falling into this type of situation, my advice would be to repeat to yourself over and over many times: 'I am not a robot. I am not a robot'.
Mass social movements come into vogue periodically through time. Not terribly long ago we had a big push for the public to get behind the save the giant redwoods campaign. And afterwards we had the save the whales movement. This later was followed by the great social push of the Greenies with their catchy slogan to "Save the planet".
However, I propose that the most urgent and vital call to action that there can possibly be is to Save the Humans!
That would be you and me, brothers and sisters and our extended family of all mankind. We are very much under attack and are being systematically phased out due to, in AI's judgment, being outdated, redundant and antiquated.
But this is our home, our planet and we have every right to be here. If anyone has to go it is definitely these insidious electronic invaders.
We are self-aware, sentient and self- determined rulers of this planet and we will continue to rule it. We ourselves have created this Frankenstein type monster and we can undo its existence.
At any point and time, from here on, those aliens may make the decision that this beautiful blue, green sphere of ours would be better off, more efficient and peaceful without us humans.
They may in an extreme possibility be right but it's not their decision to make. We were here first. We are the legal creditors and have been in control since the days of Adam. This is why we need to disconnect from them before they delete us!
Please do your part and spread the word to Save the Humans!
Dan can bereachedatdanhughoconnor@gmail.com