Rumor has it that Darth (rick S) Win accused his clandestine nemesis and obvious political Maven, the recently exposed Jedi Commissioner, of orchestrating his defeat, at a recent (post Summer Solstice) summit of the Pershing County Triad.
It was left unsaid though clearly inferred that the Jedi Commissioner was the cause of his lack-luster and ineffective campaign, and the exposé of the ill-fated illegal signage prominently displayed in the local paper.
The Jedi Commissioner was accused of the sub-rosa selection, recruitment, and encouragement of an electable candidate capable of winning a fair and contested challenge for Seat Bravo. This was done so skillfully as to be unnoticed and unanticipated until after the filing. Leaving too little time to mount an effective campaign and provide a list of accomplishments, having been lulled into expecting an uncontested reelection as the only reigning incumbent.
Despite a dog-robber, cabal of cohorts and coven of supporters his frequent and extended absences from the county actually were noticed by the voters. There was also the expressed frustration at only having 4 inches at the Airport when he needed 6-8 inches to get Hanger erections. The ringing endorsement of his fellow commissar alas was only a lunar cycle too late. Many had assumed that the allure of the position had waned.
Some think it is possible his theorized masters had other pressing tasks for him in the distant and far away seats of Power. Others have speculated he will move closer to them to do their bidding. Might this involve a defrocked priest blessing all of the potable water at the Burning Man Festival?
This of course is idle and unsupported speculation, similar to recent accusations.
